BRAND NEW SCOTT ALEXANDER HOTLINE

I am so greatful for everyone who has taken the time to listen to me. I really wanted to give you a place to be listened to as well. Now you can post your own audio message online via your telephone.

Simply dial 415-856-0205.
Then enter the phone number: 651-867-5309
the PIN is 1234.
Then simply follow the directions.

Messages are posted immediately at the SCOTT ALEXANDER HOTLINE. Tell your friends about it so they can listen and post messages too! If for any reason you want to have a post deleted, simply email me and I'll take care of it.

For those of you that remember the old OK hotline, you know what a bounty of things this will be useful for. Here are just a few:

1. Call when you have no one to talk to. You'll never feel lonesome again!
2. Wake up in the middle of the night with a cool dream? Just call it in and you won't forget!
3. Need to make a confession? Go right ahead (although I make no implication of absolving you).
4. Feel a big one coming on??
5. Start rumours in cyberspace!
6. Pretend to be someone else, or some kind of animal and see if anyone can guess who it is!
7. Sing your own version of a Scott Alexander song.
8. Share recipies.
9. Rant Rant Rant.

PLEASE NOTE THE OBVIOUS: I am not editing this before they go up. I am not responsible for offensive matterial. I trust you guys, whoever you are, to keep this all good.